In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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