- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

the your face joke

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Wolf Pussy

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's funnier than 24? 25.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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