- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is next?

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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