- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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