What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

weiner? balls

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

whos gay? you are

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

This is my joke. funny

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