What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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