Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Left. That one direction...

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats funny? ebola and 911

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Your mom

who smells? •Liam

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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