whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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