What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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YOU IS DUM

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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