Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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the guy below me is gay

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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