What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Did you know?

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Susie has Autism

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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dog

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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