- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Canida

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

This is not a good joke.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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