A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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womens rights!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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