Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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