One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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knock knock come in

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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