Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Tacos

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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