why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did you say? I don't know.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Jokes are funny.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Adam Sandler.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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