There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Jewish People

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Star Wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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