From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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