What should I name my dog?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Kittens.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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