- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Amputations.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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