- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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