Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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