- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Fuck her

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Black people are clen.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What lives underground? Grandpa

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Knock knock Come in!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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