- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

women's rights

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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