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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Get in the van

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Boobs are nasty!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I love Ciara!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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