Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

George Bush.

what time is it rape time

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

newt gingrich

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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