A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Banana(s)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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your mother is so lesbian

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Chuck Norris died.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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