Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Real jokes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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knock knock your gay

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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