My butt!!!!

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

your face.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

The WNBA

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

A van drives into a car.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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