What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

People Eating Tasty Animals

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Knock knock! Yes?

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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