- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Tacos

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Tim's gay.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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