a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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