- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Womens Rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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