What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Golf.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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go go gadget

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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