Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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