- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Yo mama so fat she died

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What is 69? A two digit number.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

World peace

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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