How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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I don't get it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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you are gay

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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