What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Penis

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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minorities

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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