- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

i have 2 penises

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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