- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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