- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

W.N.B.A.

How Long is a Chinese man.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

guess what? chicken butt.

Go away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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