Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why so serious ?

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i saw amango it splootered

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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