- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I think everybody should have a penis.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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