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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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