- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

jd and zach loves vigina

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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