A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What comes after Friday? A ?.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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