- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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