your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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I'm Polish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

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