- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

This is a random Anti joke.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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