- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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