- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I have an idea! You leave.

race-car = rac-ecar

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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