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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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