Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Anti Joke

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