Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

i like turtles

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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